in light of my pending move (although not sure where that will be just yet), i found a highly amusing Mcsweeney's post. the link is here http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/27AlisonRosen.html

or, for the click-challenged, here is, in all their glory, ¨pick up lines to use while moving¨

"Nice shoes. Wanna put them in that box over there?"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because the movers are going to be here soon, so we should put it in bubble wrap."

"Your father must have been a thief, because I can't find the duct tape."

"The word of the day is 'tarp.' What do you say we go back to my place and spread the word?"

"Mind if I put my junk in your box?"

"If this bed's a-rockin' ... maybe it's not worth taking to the new place?"